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S-U-P-E-R !!!
Ja odumrem od smeha samo kad zamislim sta li je Bart radio kad su ga naterali da to napise.
29/07/2007, 16:33
a tu su i homerove odvale:
Homer: Sine, kada ucestvujesu u sportu, nije bitno da li si pobijedio ili
izgubio, vec koliko se napijes poslije svega.
Homer: Djeco, pokusali ste sve sto je u vasoj moci i niste uspjeli. Lekcija
koju trebate nauciti je "nikada ne pokusavaj".
Homer: Nije lako nositi se sa trudnom zenom i problematicnim sinom, ali
nekako sam uspio u taj raspored ugurati i osam sati TV-a dnevno
Homer: Jeli zelis da kazes da nikada vise neces jesti ni jednu zivotinju?
A sunku???
Lisa: Ne.
Homer: Slaninu?
Lisa: Ne!
Homer: Prasece pecenje???
Lisa: Tata, to se sve pravi od jedne te iste zivotinje!
Homer: Heh heh heh... ooh... da... bas, Lisa. Velicanstvena, carobna
zivotinja.
Homer: Ali svaki put kada naucim nesto novo, to izgura nesto staro! Sjecas
se kada sam isao na onaj kucni kurs za pravljenje vina i odmah sam
zaboravio kako da vozim?
Marge: To je zato sto si bio pjan!
Homer: A jesam li pjan sada?!
Homer: Halo, informacije dajte mi broj za 911 (hitna pomoc)
Lenny: Hej, Homer! Sta da kazem sefu?
Homer: Reci mu da idem na zadnje sjediste auta sa zenom koju volim i da ne
nece biti DESET MINUTA.
Homerov mozak: Nemoj reci dlakavo dupe
Homer: Ummm... dlakavo dupe?
Homerov mozak: OK, to je prelilo casu, odlazim odavde. (klap, klap,
klap,... TRES!)
Homer: Uredu gospodine mozak; ja ne volim tebe, ti ne volis mene. Daj da
sredimo ove stvari pa da te nastavim ubijati pivom.
Homerov mozak: Dogovoreno!
Homerov mozak: Upotrijebi obrnutu psihologiju
Homer: Oh, to zvuci veoma komplikovano.
Homerov mozak: OK, NEMOJ upotrijebiti obrnutu psihologiju.
Homer: OK, upotrijebicu je.
Marge: Homere, jesili nazivao publiku kokoskama
Homer: Nisam, kunem ti se ovom biblijom!
Marge: To nije biblija nego knjiga sa uzorcima tepiha.
Homer: Hmmmm... dlakavo.
Lisa: Tata ucinili smo nesto vaeoma lose
Homer: Jeste li slupali auto?
Bart: Ne.
Homer: Da li ste probudili mrtve?
Lisa: Da.
Homer: Ali auto je uredu?
Bart & Lisa: Aha.
Homer: Onda je uredu.
Marge: Homere, zvao je g-din Burns i rekao ako ne dodjes sutra na posao da
se ne moras truditi da dodjes na posao u ponedjeljak
Homer: JUHUUU! Cetverodnevni vikend!!!
29/07/2007, 16:32
evo ga i na srpskom:
- ecenice koje je Bart pisao na tabli na pocetnoj spici serije -
1. Vise necu crtati gole zene na casu
2. Ja nisam vidio Elvisa
3. Vise necu zvati uciteljicu "Maco"
4. Vise necu vikati "VATRA" u punoj ucionici
5. Vise necu ubjedjivati druge da znaju letiti
6. Katran nije igracka
7. Vise necu fotokopirati moje dupe
8. Vise necu mijenjati gace sa drugima
9. Vise necu voziti auto direktora Skinnera
10. Vise necu prodavati skolsku imovinu
11. Vise necu praviti zvukove prdeza na casovima
12. Vise necu izbjeljivati Nacionalnu Zastavu
13. Vise necu prodavati zemljiste na Floridi
14. Vise nikada necu uciniti nista lose
15. Vise necu spavati na casovima
16. Ja nisam zubar
17. Explosive i skola nemaju nista zajednicko
18. Vise necu podmicivati direktora Skinnera
19. Zavrsit cu ono sto zapocnem
20. Hrcak ne moze da leti
21. Donji ves se ne nosi preko pantalona
22. Vise necu udarati druge
23. Vise necu gadjati ljude u glavu
24. Nisam vidjeo nista neobicno u zbornici
25. Vise necu sprovoditi sopstvene protiv-pozarne vjezbe
26. Smijesni zvukovi nisu smijesni
27. Ova kazna nije dosadna i besmislena
28. Moje ime nije dr. Smrt
29. Vise necu izdavati lijekove
30. Vise necu dovoditi ovce na cas
31. Podrigivanje nije odgovor
32. Ucitelj nije gubavac
33. Vise necu jesti predmete za novac
34. Direktorov tupe nije frizbi
35. Zlatna ribica ne odskace
36. Blato nije jedna od 4 grupe hrane
29/07/2007, 16:28
evo ti na engleskom dacu ti i na srpskom
THERE IS ALWAYS THE MUTE BUTTON
I WILL NOT WASTE CHALK
I WILL NOT SKATEBOARD IN THE HALLS
I WILL NOT BURP IN CLASS
I WILL NOT INSTIGATE REVOLUTION
I WILL NOT DRAW NAKED LADIES IN CLASS
I DID NOT SEE ELVIS
I WILL NOT CALL MY TEACHER "HOT CAKES"
GARLIC GUM IS NOT FUNNY
THEY ARE LAUGHING AT ME, NOT WITH ME
I WILL NOT YELL "FIRE" IN A CROWDED CLASSROOM
I WILL NOT ENCOURAGE OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT FAKE MY WAY THROUGH LIFE
TAR IS NOT A PLAYTHING
I WILL NOT XEROX MY BUTT
IT'S POTATO, NOT POTATOE
I WILL NOT TRADE PANTS WITH OTHERS
I AM NOT A 32 YEAR OLD WOMAN
I WILL NOT DO THAT THING WITH MY TONGUE
I WILL NOT DRIVE THE PRINCIPAL'S CAR
I WILL NOT PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO BART
I WILL NOT SELL SCHOOL PROPERTY
I WILL NOT CUT CORNERS
" " " " " "
" " " " " "
I WILL NOT GET VERY FAR WITH THIS ATTITUDE
I WILL NOT MAKE FLATULENT NOISES IN CLASS
I WILL NOT BELCH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
I WILL NOT SELL LAND IN FLORIDA
I WILL NOT GREASE THE MONKEY BARS
WILL NOT HIDE BEHIND THE FIFTH AMENDMENT
I WILL NOT DO ANYTHING BAD EVER AGAIN
I WILL NOT SHOW OFF
I WILL NOT SLEEP THROUGH MY EDUCATION
I AM NOT A DENTIST
SPITWADS ARE NOT FREE SPEECH
NOBODY LIKES SUNBURN SLAPPERS
HIGH EXPLOSIVES AND SCHOOL DON'T MIX
HAMSTERS CANNOT FLY
I WILL NOT BRIBE PRINCIPAL SKINNER
I WILL NOT SQUEAK CHALK
I WILL FINISH WHAT I STA
"BART BUCKS" ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER
UNDERWEAR SHOULD BE WORN ON THE INSIDE
THE CHRISTMAS PAGEANT DOES NOT STINK
I WILL NOT TORMENT THE EMOTIONALLY FRAIL
I WILL NOT CARVE GODS
I WILL NOT SPANK OTHERS
I WILL NOT AIM FOR THE HEAD
I WILL NOT BARF UNLESS I AM SICK
I WILL NOT EXPOSE THE IGNORANCE OF THE FACULTY
I SAW NOTHING UNUSUAL IN THE TEACHER'S LOUNGE
I WILL NOT CONDUCT MY OWN FIREDRILLS
FUNNY NOISES ARE NOT FUNNY
I WILL NOT SPIN THE TURTLE
I WILL NOT SNAP BRAS
I WILL NOT FAKE SEIZURES
THIS PUNISHMENT IS NOT BORING AND POINTLESS
MY NAME IS NOT DR. DEATH
I WILL NOT DEFAME NEW ORLEANS
I WILL NOT PRESCRIBE MEDICATION
I WILL NOT BURY THE NEW KID
I WILL NOT TEACH OTHERS TO FLY
I WILL NOT BRING SHEEP TO CLASS
A BURP IS NOT AN ANSWER
TEACHER IS NOT A LEPER
COFFEE IS NOT A DRINK FOR KIDS
I WILL NOT EAT THINGS FOR MONEY
I WILL NOT YELL "HE'S DEAD" DURING ROLL CALL
THE PRINCIPAL'S TOUPEE IS NOT A FRISBEE
I WILL NOT CALL THE PRINCIPAL "STUPID HEAD"
GOLDFISH DON'T BOUNCE
MUD IS NOT ONE OF THE 4 FOOD GROUPS
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERPANTS
I WILL NOT SELL MIRACLE CURES
I WILL RETURN THE SEEING-EYE DOG
I DO NOT HAVE DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY
I WILL NOT CHARGE ADMISSION TO THE BATHROOM
I WILL NEVER WIN AN EMMY
THE CAFETERIA DEEP FRYER IS NOT A TOY
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES BART A DULL BOY
I WILL NOT SAY SPRINGFIELD JUST TO GET APPLAUSE
I AM NOT AUTHORIZED TO FIRE SUBSTITUTE TEACHERS
MY HOMEWORK WAS NOT STOLEN BY A ONE-ARMED MAN
I WILL NOT GO NEAR THE KINDERGARTEN TURTLE
I AM NOT DELIGHTFULLY SAUCY
ORGAN TRANSPLANTS ARE BEST LEFT TO THE PROFESSIONALS
THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE DOES NOT END WITH HAIL SATAN
I WILL NOT CELEBRATE MEANINGLESS MILESTONES
THERE ARE PLENTY OF BUSINESSES LIKE SHOW BUSINESS
I WILL NOT RE-TRANSMIT WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL
FIVE DAYS IS NOT TOO LONG TO WAIT FOR A GUN
BEANS ARE NEITHER FRUIT NOR MUSICAL
NO ONE IS INTERESTED IN MY UNDERWEAR
I WILL NOT USE ABBREV.
I AM NOT THE REINCARNATION OF SAMMY DAVIS, JR
I WILL NOT SEND LARD THROUGH THE MAIL
I WILL NOT DISSECT THINGS UNLESS INSTRUCTED
I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
RALPH WONT "MORPH" IF YOU SQUEEZE HIM HARD ENOUGH
ADDING "JUST KIDDING" DOESN'T MAKE IT OK TO MAKE FUN OF THE PRINCIPAL
"BAGMAN" IS NOT A LEGITIMATE CAREER CHOICE
CURSIVE HANDWRITING DOES NOT MEAN WHAT I THINK IT DOES
NEXT TIME IT COULD BE ME ON THE SCAFFOLDING
I WILL NOT HANG DONUTS ON MY PERSON
I WILL REMEMBER TO TAKE MY MEDICATION
I WILL NOT STRUT AROUND LIKE I OWN THE PLACE
THE GOOD HUMOR MAN CAN ONLY BE PUSHED SO FAR
I DO NOT HAVE POWER OF ATTORNEY OVER FIRST GRADERS
NERVE GAS IS NOT A TOY
I WILL NOT MOCK MRS. DUMBFACE
THE FIRST AMENDMENT DOES NOT COVER BURPING
THIS IS NOT A CLUE... OR IS IT?
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
"BEWITCHED" DOES NOT PROMOTE SATANISM
I AM NOT A LEAN MEAN SPITTING MACHINE
NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR FROM MY ARMPITS
THE BOYS ROOM IS NOT A WATERPARK
INDIAN BURNS ARE NOT OUR CULTURAL HERITAGE
WEDGIES ARE UNHEALTHY FOR CHILDREN AND OTHER THINGS
I WILL STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TWELVE INCH PIANIST
I AM NOT CERTIFIED TO REMOVE ASBESTOS
I DID NOT LEARN EVERYTHING I NEEDED TO KNOW IN KINDERGARTEN
I WILL ONLY DO THIS ONCE A YEAR
THE TRUTH IS NOT OUT THERE
I AM NOT LICENSED TO DO ANYTHING
I WILL NOT HIDE THE TEACHER'S MEDICINE
I AM NOT MY LONG LOST TWIN
FIRE DRILL DOES NOT DEMAND A FIRE
I WAS NOT TOLD TO DO THIS
I WILL NOT DEMAND WHAT I'M WORTH
I WILL NOT BLEACH THE FLAG
I WILL NOT EXAGGERATE ABOUT MY FATHER'S WEIGHT
EVERYONE IS GETTING TIRED ABOUT THAT RICHARD GERE STORY
29/07/2007, 15:27
Probaj da nadjes spisak sta je sve Bart pisao na tabli na najavnoj spici, ono za kaznu 100 puta. Kuglao sam se od smeha. Ko prvi nadje, objavi ga ovde kod tebe, ok?
29/07/2007, 15:27
Probaj da nadjes spisak sta je sve Bart pisao na tabli na najavnoj spici, ono za kaznu 100 puta. Kuglao sam se od smeha. Ko prvi nadje, objavi ga ovde kod tebe, ok?